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| Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, Give me that pointy thing, as I point with my pointy finger. - | |
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| Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after you tell me you love me, I can’t very well reply, Hexagon! - | |
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| The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup. - | |
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| The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert. - | |
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Inspirational Quotes | |
| The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss. - | |
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| The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her. - | |
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