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| Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers. - | |
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| She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up. - | |
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| Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty. - | |
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| Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time. - | |
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| Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time. - | |
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| Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, Get me a slinky. - | |
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