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| Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - | |
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| Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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