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| Before I speak, I have something important to say. - | |
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| Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while - | |
| Groucho Marx |