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| I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil. - | |
| Tamora Pierce | |
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| I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. - | |
| Janet Evanovich | |
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| I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. - | |
| Harry S. Truman | |
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| I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - | |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | |
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| I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking - | |
| Albert Einstein | |
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| I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - | |
| Mae West |