Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -
Walt Disney Company

Humor Quotes

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too. -
Steve Martin
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Humor Quotes

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore. -
Sophie Kinsella

Humor Quotes

I love you above all things, even pie. -
Christopher Moore
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Humor Quotes

I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. -
Geoff Johns