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| If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the relgion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. - | |
| James A. Michener | |
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| If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl. - | |
| Kelley Armstrong | |
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| If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. - | |
| Douglas Adams | |
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| Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. - | |
| Francis Bacon | |
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| Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - | |
| T.S. Eliot |