Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork. -
Rick Riordan
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Humor Quotes

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. -
Chuck Klosterman

Humor Quotes

If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there. -
Albert Camus

Humor Quotes

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. -
Johannes Brahms
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Humor Quotes

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine. -
P.G. Wodehouse