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| The play was a great success, but the audience was a total failure - | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
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| The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty. - | |
| Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra | |
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| The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - | |
| Richard Pryor | |
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| The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach, while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - | |
| Stephen Colbert |