Stephen Colbert

Life Quotes

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority. -
Stephen Colbert
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Humor Quotes

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. -
Stephen Colbert

Life Quotes

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. -
Stephen Colbert
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Humor Quotes

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. -
Stephen Colbert

Humor Quotes

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. -
Stephen Colbert
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Humor Quotes

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. -
Stephen Colbert