Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

So much good, so much evil. Just add water. -
Markus Zusak
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Humor Quotes

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left — Don’t talk to your mother like that. -
J.K. Rowling

Humor Quotes

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them. -
Dick Francis
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Humor Quotes

Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter. -
Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts -
Jim Morrison
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Humor Quotes

Some people have lives; some people have music. -
John Green