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| Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!""You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, - | |
| Rachel Caine | |
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| Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. - | |
| Sam Levenson | |
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| Snoring keeps the monsters away. - | |
| Judy Blume | |
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| So many things to see, people to do. - | |
| Neil Gaiman |