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| I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, cowardly, and mentally warped that will be if it turns out to be true. - | |
| Mary Ann Shaffer | |
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| I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster. - | |
| Scott Westerfeld | |
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| I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. - | |
| J.K. Rowling |