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| I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack. - | |
| Chuck Klosterman | |
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| I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I quote others only to better express myself. - | |
| Michel de Montaigne | |
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| I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on. - | |
| Nick Hornby | |
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| I really should come with a warning label. - | |
| Tom Upton |