Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. -
E.V. Lucas
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Humor Quotes

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."(Letter 16, 1657) -
Blaise Pascal

Humor Quotes

I have so much hate that it has turned into love. -
Margaret Cho
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Humor Quotes

I have to return some videotapes -
Bret Easton Ellis

Humor Quotes

I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory. -
Claudia Gray