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| I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. - | |
| Steve Martin | |
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| I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids. - | |
| Stephen King | |
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| I think she just asked if she could touch my mango. - | |
| Cassandra Clare |