Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain. -
James Patterson
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Humor Quotes

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. -
John Green

Humor Quotes

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations. -
Bill Watterson
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Humor Quotes

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty. -
Ilona Andrews

Humor Quotes

I get mail; therefore I am. -
Scott Adams
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Humor Quotes

I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf. I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again. -
Michelle Rowen