Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. -
G.K. Chesterton
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Humor Quotes

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. -
P.G. Wodehouse

Humor Quotes

I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward. -
Stephenie Meyer
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Humor Quotes

I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King.""But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. -
Megan Whalen Turner

Humor Quotes

I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory. -
Augusten Burroughs
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Humor Quotes

I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago. -
Jarod Kintz