Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

My misery is reaching epidemic proportions. -
Libba Bray
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Humor Quotes

My misery is reaching epidemic proportions. -
Libba Bray

Humor Quotes

My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh... -
Garth Nix
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Humor Quotes

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health." - City of Bones (said by Jace Wayland) -
Cassandra Clare

Humor Quotes

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate. -
Chelsea Handler
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Humor Quotes

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. -
Jarod Kintz