Chelsea Handler

Humor Quotes

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. -
Chelsea Handler
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Humor Quotes

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate. -
Chelsea Handler
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