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| Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. - | |
| Scott Dikkers | |
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| Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys. - | |
| Jennifer L. Armentrout | |
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| Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! - | |
| Ilona Andrews | |
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| Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. - | |
| David Levithan | |
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| Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core. - | |
| Heather Brewer | |
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| Before I speak, I have something important to say. - | |
| Groucho Marx |