Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while -
Groucho Marx
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Humor Quotes

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. -
Scott Adams

Humor Quotes

Life is like a box of chocolates. -
Winston Groom
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Humor Quotes

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. -
Ellen DeGeneres

Humor Quotes

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings. -
Jane Austen
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Humor Quotes

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. -
Tonya Hurley