Scott Adams

Humor Quotes

I get mail; therefore I am. -
Scott Adams
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Humor Quotes

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. -
Scott Adams

Life Quotes

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. -
Scott Adams
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Humor Quotes

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. -
Scott Adams
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