Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. -
René Descartes
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Humor Quotes

CONJUGATE THIS:I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego. -
Laurie Halse Anderson

Humor Quotes

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -
H.L. Mencken
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Humor Quotes

Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. Well, look at that. I studied my free wrist. Denied. Good-bye -
Ilona Andrews

Humor Quotes

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. -
Yogi Berra
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Humor Quotes

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics. -
William Goldman