H.L. Mencken

Humor Quotes

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -
H.L. Mencken
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Love Quotes

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -
H.L. Mencken

Humor Quotes

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -
H.L. Mencken
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Love Quotes

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. -
H.L. Mencken

Truth Quotes

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. -
H.L. Mencken
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God Quotes

If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder. -
H.L. Mencken