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| I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. - | |
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God Quotes | |
| If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. - | |
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Life Quotes | |
| If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - | |
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Life Quotes | |
| My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - | |
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Life Quotes | |
| Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - | |
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Love Quotes | |
| Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. - | |
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