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| All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. - | |
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Truth Quotes | |
| All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - | |
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Life Quotes | |
| Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! - | |
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| I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - | |
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