Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. -
Terry Pratchett

Death Quotes

The reaper does not listen to the harvest. -
Terry Pratchett
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Truth Quotes

The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated. -
Terry Pratchett