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| ...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. - | |
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| Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. - | |
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| Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. - | |
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| Death stripes away many things, especially when it arrives at a temperature hot enough to vaporize iron ... The immortal remains of Brother Watchtower watched the dragon flap away into the fog .... - | |
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| Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. - | |
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| Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom. - | |
| Terry Pratchett |