Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

I commend my soul to any god that can find it. -
Terry Pratchett
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Truth Quotes

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... -
Terry Pratchett
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Death Quotes

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

It was quite impossible to describe.Here is what it looked like.It looked like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tasted yellow, and it felt Paisley. It smelled like the total eclipse of the moon. -
Terry Pratchett
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Death Quotes

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free. -
Terry Pratchett