Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. -
Terry Pratchett
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Death Quotes

Death stripes away many things, especially when it arrives at a temperature hot enough to vaporize iron ... The immortal remains of Brother Watchtower watched the dragon flap away into the fog .... -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom. -
Terry Pratchett