Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind. -
Terry Pratchett
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Death Quotes

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

This book was written using 100% recycled words. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs. -
Terry Pratchett

Truth Quotes

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg! -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. -
Terry Pratchett