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| Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. - | |
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| Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar. - | |
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| Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother. - | |
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| The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - | |
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| The reaper does not listen to the harvest. - | |
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Truth Quotes | |
| The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated. - | |
| Terry Pratchett |