Steve Martin

Humor Quotes

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too. -
Steve Martin
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Humor Quotes

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. -
Steve Martin

Love Quotes

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart. -
Steve Martin
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Truth Quotes

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses. -
Steve Martin
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