Steven Wright

Humor Quotes

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity. -
Steven Wright
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Humor Quotes

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. -
Steven Wright

Humor Quotes

It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. -
Steven Wright
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Humor Quotes

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. -
Steven Wright

Humor Quotes

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for. -
Steven Wright
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Humor Quotes

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -
Steven Wright