Scott Dikkers

Humor Quotes

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. -
Scott Dikkers
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Love Quotes

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. -
Scott Dikkers

Humor Quotes

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. -
Scott Dikkers
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