Patricia Briggs

Inspirational Quotes

A king who trusts no man is weak. -
Patricia Briggs
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Humor Quotes

Any idiot can put up a website. -
Patricia Briggs

Humor Quotes

Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach, I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH. -
Patricia Briggs
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Humor Quotes

Civilization is vastly overrated. -
Patricia Briggs

Humor Quotes

Intelligent men are dangerous. -
Patricia Briggs
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Humor Quotes

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. -
Patricia Briggs