P.G. Wodehouse

Death Quotes

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. -
P.G. Wodehouse
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Humor Quotes

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. -
P.G. Wodehouse

Life Quotes

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. -
P.G. Wodehouse
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Humor Quotes

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. -
P.G. Wodehouse

Humor Quotes

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. -
P.G. Wodehouse
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Humor Quotes

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine. -
P.G. Wodehouse