Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech. -
Mark Twain
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Inspirational Quotes

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. -
Mark Twain

Inspirational Quotes

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -
Mark Twain
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Life Quotes

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. -
Mark Twain

Truth Quotes

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. -
Mark Twain
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Life Quotes

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. -
Mark Twain