Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. -
Mark Twain
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Life Quotes

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. -
Mark Twain

Truth Quotes

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. -
Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. -
Mark Twain