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| I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. - | |
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| I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. - | |
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| If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian. - | |
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| In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. - | |
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| In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. - | |
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| It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. - | |
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