Mark Twain

Death Quotes

But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. -
Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

Familiarity breeds contempt and children. -
Mark Twain

Life Quotes

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. -
Mark Twain
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Inspirational Quotes

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. -
Mark Twain