Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it. -
Mark Twain

Love Quotes

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. -
Mark Twain

Inspirational Quotes

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. -
Mark Twain