Lemony Snicket

Love Quotes

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. -
Lemony Snicket
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Humor Quotes

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. -
Lemony Snicket

Humor Quotes

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. -
Lemony Snicket
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Humor Quotes

Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity. -
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Death Quotes

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later. -
Lemony Snicket
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Humor Quotes

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. -
Lemony Snicket