Kurt Vonnegut

Death Quotes

...when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present, and future, always have existed, always will exist. -
Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor Quotes

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental. -
Kurt Vonnegut

Love Quotes

Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier. -
Kurt Vonnegut
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Death Quotes

I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Viet Nam War. -
Kurt Vonnegut

Happiness Quotes

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. -
Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor Quotes

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward. -
Kurt Vonnegut