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| By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. - | |
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| Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. - | |
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| I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. - | |
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| If we amplify everything, we hear nothing. - | |
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| The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith. - | |
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| To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak. - | |
| Jon Stewart |