Life Quotes | |
| At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze. - | |
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Friendship Quotes | |
| Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder - | |
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Death Quotes | |
| Colder by the hour, more dead with every breath. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis. - | |
| John Green |