Jim Butcher

Humor Quotes

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places. -
Jim Butcher
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Humor Quotes

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! -
Jim Butcher

Humor Quotes

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell. -
Jim Butcher
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Humor Quotes

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. -
Jim Butcher

Life Quotes

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar -
Jim Butcher
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Humor Quotes

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar -
Jim Butcher