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| If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead. - | |
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| If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity. - | |
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| In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench. - | |
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| In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated. - | |
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| It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth. - | |
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| It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten. - | |
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