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| I wanted to tell her I love you back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. - | |
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| I wanted to tell her I love you back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. - | |
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| I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead. - | |
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Truth Quotes | |
| I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead. - | |
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Love Quotes | |
| I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips. - | |
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| I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman. - | |
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